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Old 18-03-2008, 12:54 PM
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Cleaning Your Nipple

A few minutes ago i mentioned on twitter how much i hate my mighty mouse, cos the nipple always clogs up.

Well, i immediately got an awesome tip. Roll the sticky part of a post-it note over your nipple and voila! it's clean and functional again..

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Old 18-03-2008, 12:57 PM
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I roll the mouse upside down on a dampened one of those 'micro-fibre' cloths. Works every time and it's good for another couple of months.

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Old 18-03-2008, 01:02 PM
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great tips - my mm has been shitting me for days
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:12 PM
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Haha if newbie mac switchers wouldnt know better I'd say the title has abit of a connotation.

Double sided tape or semi-hardened bluetack should do the job nicely.
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:13 PM
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Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:13 PM
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Double sided tape or semi-hardened bluetack should do the job nicely.
So would a well designed mouse

I HATE my mighty mouse, worst mouse I've ever had the displeasure of purchasing
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:17 PM
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I love rubbing nipples.
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:19 PM
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Not only does the ball inevitably get gunked up, the MM has two great bonus features. First, the mouse is glued together, making cleaning it properly as difficult as possible. Secondly, you can only press one mouse button at a time. At no extra cost!
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Old 18-03-2008, 01:23 PM
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I love nipples rubbing.
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Old 18-03-2008, 02:07 PM
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Nipples love rubbing I.
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Old 18-03-2008, 02:52 PM
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Old 18-03-2008, 02:52 PM
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Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.
You need to carefully align the rollers. It's easy to have them the wrong way around, as I found out the first time I opened it. Luckily I hadn't glued it back together.
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Old 18-03-2008, 02:53 PM
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Old 18-03-2008, 03:25 PM
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This is how I clean my nipples...



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Old 18-03-2008, 03:58 PM
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