an amusing list, not all of its hilarious, but there are a few i can relate to:

Even though you love music, you won’t play it on your CD or tape player anymore because it doesn’t affect your iTunes play count.

You’ve set up a free forum which bombed.

You mention wanting to buy a Wii but know it’ll be a long time before you bother buying one.

http://thesham.wordpress.com/

Guilty:
* Even though you always intend to, you never actually get around to learning HTML, CSS or Java. Despite this, you still sometimes loom up the tutorials online.
* You read Digg every day but you rarely comment or submit anything.
* You read BoingBoing regularly following some of the links.
* You’ve set up a free forum which bombed. (AppleCentral anyone? )
* You’ve built a couple of websites using wysiwyg editors and pre-made templates on free ad-supported site like Geocities or Tripod.
* You’ve started at least five blogs which you failed to maintain or deleted.
* Your main source of gaming news is corporate controlled blogs like Kotaku or Joystiq.
* Ypu’ve owned a Super Nintendo, Playstation, Playstation 2 and Xbox 360.
* You’ve finished Final Fantasy , 8 and 9 but have yet to properly another console RPG.
* You use Firefox.
* You use Gmail.